One day I went on a bike ride with my dad. He asked me if I wanted to have a race?

"Ok!" I said.

"Whoops," said Dad, "my shoelace is untied. Can you hold my bike?"

"Okay," I said. When Dad wasn't looking, I switched gears on his bike.

"Thanks," said Dad. "Now let's race! On your mark, get set, go!"

I dashed to the finish line and Daddy was so slow that it didn't even look like he had started yet!

"Why are you so slow?" I joked with him. I have a silly Daddy!

Once when my dad was sleeping I put makeup on him and he really looked funny! When he woke up he went to go shave and looked in the mirror and saw his face and he laughed a lot. He he.